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WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE
Not to be outdone by their Highland brethren and Dolly, the Andean
Association for Animal Science has recently announced the results of their
most stunning achievement to date. Following on the heels of the nuclear
tranplantation experiments which generated a cloned sheep, a group of
Chilean researchers have used the technology of embryo fusions to generate
the world's first Pushme-Pullyou, famed from the many novels of the
adventures of Dr. Doolittle. This creature has the forelimbs and heads of
two individuals at opposite ends. Due to the genesis of this animal, the
Chilean group regrets that Butthead, as he is affectionately known, lacks
any reproductive organs. Needless to say, Butthead is a very sad and bored
animal.
The same group was rather evasive about the results of the other half of
the embryonic fusion experiments and there is an unconfirmed report that
the other creature escaped from its pen and was last seen running for
political office in Canada.
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